10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986