10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.