10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- It's Free To Fold...
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.