10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen