10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP