10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Welcome to kicker school
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson