10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha