10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Fook the floosh droo!