10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..