10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.