10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.