10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels