10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs