10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"