10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.