10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...