10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.