10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water