10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword