10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson