10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"