10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is for loners.