10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz