10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05