10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "No river, no fish."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed