10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- It's Free To Fold...
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.