10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "No river, no fish."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer