10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd