10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth