10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth