10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."