10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "No river, no fish."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.