10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is for loners.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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