10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway