10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."