10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway