10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm