10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.