10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!