10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.