10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."