10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.