10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.