10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer