10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "No river, no fish."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.