10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!