10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Fold and live to fold again
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com