10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"