10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is