10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.